Apologies to any hawkwind fans
I am a Gnome, I am not alone
Every fibre of my flesh and bone is identical to the brothers
Everything I say is in the same tone
as my dmr guild brother’s voice
There is no choice between us,
If you had ever seen us,
You’d rejoice in your uniqueness
and consider every weakness something special of your own
Being a gnome, I have no flaws to identify
Even this doggerel that pours from my pen,
has just been written by another twenty telepathic dmr’s,
Oh, word for word, it says:
“Oh, for the shorts of any man, other than a strinos Hotpants
“